Did you forget something, what about that piece of string around your little finger, oh yes now you remember, it’s my birthday today and I’m waiting, waiting, waiting for your gifts to arrive, okay maybe not, how about a card? Okay maybe a phone call, what not even a lousy SMS? So now I know where I stand in our friendship! You realise you’re turning me into a bitter, delusional, hobbit! Okay maybe I’m a little tall to be a hobbit and I’m not really bitter, but as for delusional I just can’t refute that!